Mario's Time Machine was a game in which Mario had to travel to different points in history restoring ancient artifacts. It actually would've been a fun game except for one point: They ruined the concept by trying to make it educational. Ugh. Anyway, the game did provide some interesting screenshots, at least...

Bowser's opened a museum?! That fiend! Hopefully Mario can stop him before he does more evil, like hosting elementary school field trips.

This is the inside of Bowser's Museum. How are visitors supposed to see the artifacts, you ask? First, they must enter one of those big orange doors...

...Then they have to defeat three Koopas in a sewer, a la Mario Bros...

...And THEN they get to see Bowser's crappy Olympic torch. This is the worst museum ever.

In space, Koopas wear condoms on their heads.

Mario's Time Machine teaches children about history, as well as about the evils of a communist militant government...

...and the perils of suicide! God, this is a depressing game...

Next thing you know, they'll want the right to vote...

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